- Giving up on authenticity.
- “Sorry for painting the word twat on your garage door.”
- Noam Chomsky remembers Howard Zinn.
- “‘She stared right into the camera with that baleful glare,’ Crews said. ‘Break your back with that stare.’”
- Camille Rose Garcia and Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
- “I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my daughter.”
- Fuck the Olympics. (I have no idea what it is. I just Googled “Fuck the Olympics” and it was the first thing that came up.)

