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The Dead Writer’s Almanac

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Ed Champion’s got something new going on called the Dead Writer’s Almanac, poking a little fun at that other Writer’s Almanac. I’ve been waking up every morning and pumping refresh on his blog until I get the latest. From today’s post, written about one of my favorite crime writers, Iceberg Slim.

It’s the death day of Iceberg Slim, who passed away eighteen years ago on April 27, 1992. Iceberg Slim is not to be confused with iceberg lettuce (alive, but only for short periods and not exactly the best lettuce) or Vanilla Ice (alive, but often dead on stage). But it is safe to say, that Iceberg Slim was not born with this name. Few parents indeed would name their new children “Iceberg.” He was born in Chicago under the name “Robert Lee Maupin.” But please don’t confuse him with Armistead Maupin (also alive). Iceberg’s tales from the city, as portrayed in Pimp and Trick Baby, were decidedly less comfortable, often involving drugs in less salubrious situations. He spent his early years working as a pimp. He needed a name that would frighten people, that would sufficiently confirm his rep as a badass. So Iceberg arrived at his nom de plume for being “ice cold” — that is, sitting at a bar with cool equanimity after a bullet had pierced through his hat. He was later to impart this vocational advice: “to be a good pimp, you gotta be icy, cold like the inside of a dead-whore’s pussy.”

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Ed Champion tweeting Obama

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

I just started following Twitter, but I glance over tonight and Ed Champion is doing a bangup job of tweeting his way through Obama’s speech, my favorite line being: “Obama doing more of Dubya’s cowboy chin strut. His idealism is gone. His rhetoric is hollow. This is a dead parrot.”

I was never on the Obama wagon, not even remotely, because I kinda got the feeling he’d be the same old sack of shit dressed up in a new suit.  That said, he’s even managed to underwhelm my expectations.

It’s his abattoir now.