- Parkerizing at home.
- “Fucking women is as monotonous as listening to male wit. I find that the news in the papers is always the same, that the vices are trivial, and that there aren’t enough different ways to compose a sentence.”
- Megan Fox has dark brown locks.
- Chicken dinner. Via Pseudoscience of the Present Day.
- “The martini is…well…OK, if we ignore the sullying ice cubes, it’s pretty much perfectly average. Everything I asked that it contain is there, more or less in their correct proportions. But the truth of the matter is this: it lacks panache. It’s the libationary equivalent of masturbating with a tea cozy. You get the job done, but it’s not exactly the Adrenaline Thrill-Ride of the Summer.”
- An interview with Cormac McCarthy.
- An interview with James Ellroy.
- All of Robert Louis Stevenson, free.
